Agar Seene Mein Hote Dil Do
to Dusra Bhi Tujhko Hi Dete Ae Sanam Todne Ko

Attitude for life-


"No AYAZ,
No Life"
OR
"Know AYAZ, Know Life!"
U decide..!

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Kuch aansu palko mein chhupa liye jate hain, kuch Gam dil mein daba diye jate hain..

log kehte hain har gam k baad khushi aati hai, bs hum isi aas pe jiye jate hain.

Pyar Kisi Se Jo Karoge Ruswai Hi Milegi,Wafa Kr Lo Chahe Jitni bhi Bewafai Hi MiLegi,

Jitna Marzi Kisi Ko dil se chaho,Jb Ankhe Khulegi to sirf Tanhai Hi Milegi.

Doctor & Engineer Loved the same Girl

Doctor gives her a Rose but Engineer gives Her Apple daily
Doctor asks why?
Engineer: An APPLE a Day, Keeps the
DOCTOR Away!

Funny love story...

Funny love story...

Ek din ek ldke ki girlfriend. ka birthday tha
boy was not in that city
So he ordered 24 red rose for her girlfriend.
& called her up-
Dear maine tumhare liye utne rose bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi

While delivering florist thought-
ye aaj ka mera sbse achcha customer hai.
Chlo main ise 10 rose free mein de deta hun

so,he gave 34 instead of 24.

aur aaj tk ldka nhin samjh paya ki uska break-up kyun hua...?

Teacher - Chalo baccho jaldi batao. Jo sun na ske us'se kya kahenge?

Rahul -Usse madar chod, bhenchod ya bhen ka lauda kuch bhi keh do.
Konsa Woh sun lega

Ek hijda ARMY k saare test pass kar gya. Medical test mein Dr. bola- aap ka toh lund hi nhin hai Hijda bola: aapko goli chalwani hai ya maa chudwani hai.

Meri hasi ka hisaab kaun karega? Meri galti ko maaf kaon karega? Ae khuda mere Dost ko salamat rkhna. warna, Meri shadi mein "munni badnaam wala dance kaun karega..

Ladka- Hum Ladkiyon Se zyada EDUCATED Hain.

Ladki-Ho nahi sakta, Hum Kuch bhi Kar Sakti hain.
Ladka-To Phir....
...SUSU Se
A B C D Likh Kar Dikhao

Bus chali, Jhatka lga.ek ladka ek ladki par ja gira.

Ladki boli: Battameez! Kya kar rahe ho?
Ladka bola: Kanpur University se B.COM!

Ek Ladka Ladki dekhne gya.

thodi der chup baithne ke baad Ladka bola- English chalti hai naa ?
Ladki sharmate hue- Soda Sath mein ho to chalti hai.

Bus chali, Jhatka lga.ek ladka ek ladki par ja gira.

Ladki boli: Battameez! Kya kar rahe ho?
Ladka bola: Kanpur University se B.COM!

Yeun dil ko jalana tera imaan ho shayad,

tere seene mein bhi koi tufaan ho shayad,
mat mujhe aazma itna ki dum nikal jaye
mere wajood mein teri bhi jaan ho shayad.

For My True Love:

Dard kya hota hai bataenge kisi roz kamal ki ik gazal sunaegen kisi roz
Udne do in parindon ko azad fizaon mein
Hamare hue to laot aaenge kisi roz.

WO MERE HAI UNKA NAAM KOI OR NA LE, IN BHEGTI ANKHO KA JAAM KOI OR NA LE, KUCH IS LIYE BHI MAINE UNKA HATH NA CHORA, WO GIR JAYE TO UNHE THAAM KOI AUR NA LE.

DIL SE JINKO HUM PYAR DENGE SACH KEHTE H USKI ZINDGI SAWAR DENGE

DEKH LENA TARAS JAYENGE WO LOG UMAR BHAR K LIYE.JINKO HUM DIL SE NIKAL DENGE.

Main kbhi bhulungi na tujhe chahe tu mujhko dena bhula...

Aadatein jaisa hai tu meri aadatein kaise bhulu bhala..
Sauda ye waado ka hai yaado irado ka hai le le tu waade mere chahe mukar bhi le..
From- Mann

Difference between MELODY & MALA-D

MELODY & MALA-D

mein kya fark hota hai..?

Choti bacchi masti krti hai to MELODY khati hai...

Badi bacchi masti krti hai to MALA-D khati hai..

A True Meaning of School & Life Insurance



School- A place where father pays & son plays
Life insurance-A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

Live Program in Bathroom

Boy: "Tum gaana bahut acha gaati ho"

Girl: "Thanks but i'm just Bathroom singer"....
Boy: "To bulao na kabhi apne live program pe"..
@y@%

Khuda apni khudai hr lamha dikhata hai

Tum pyar kro isi liye dil bnata hai
Pyar ki gahraiyo mein kaha tak dube ho
Ye dekhne k liye juda karke azmata hai.

Wo nadiyan nhin aansu the mere, jinpar wo kashti chalate rahe

Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri, isliye hum aansu bahate rahe

The word ''SORRY'' doesn't mean that you are wrong & the other is right..

It only means that you value the relationship much more than ur ego!

Girl-Ek ladke ne mera left B0Ob daba diya

Mom-Usko chata mara?
Girl-Mujhe Gandhiji yad aa gaye aur right wala Bo0b aage kar diya

One Lovable Pray

E KHUDA isse pehle k maut hume ruswa karde

TU humare jism humari rooh ko achcha karde
Ye jo halat hai humari humne hi banai hai
Jaisa"TU" chahta hai ab waisa karde
Hamare har faisle me TERI raza shamil ho,
Jo TERA hukm ho wo hamara irada karde
hum me jo bimar hain unko TU achcha kar de

"Dosti Wo Nhin K Hum Ek Saal Mein Kitno Se Karte Hain...!"

"Dosti To Wo Hai K Hum Ek Ko Kitne Saalo Tak Karte Hain...!