July 25, 2010

Chahat ne aansuo k tohfe diye, baton ne yadon k tohfe diye, Isliye andhero se lipat kr ro pde hm, kyunki ujalo ne bhut se dhoke diye.
Bichhad gye hain jo unka sath kya mangu, zra si umr hai gm se nizat kya mangu, wo sath hote to hoti zrurten bhi, main akeli jaan k liye kaynat kya mangu.
Hmne dil ko 100 bar smjhaya ki usko itna yaad krna chhod de-pr dil se ek hi aawaz aayi ki hr sans mein uski yad hai-to kya sans lena chhod de.
Tajmahal dard ki imarat hai, jiske neeche dafan kisi ki mohabbat hai, khuda bando pe karam itna krna, kisi ki mohabbat ko patthar mein dafan na krna.
Sisakti hui zindgi ka mza hmse puchiye, pyar mein jo mili hai sza hmse puchiye, kyun ho udas tum gam ki talash mein, gm ki hr gli ka pta hmse puchiye.
Jo dhal jaye wo sham hoti hai, jo khatm ho jaye wo zindgi hoti hai, jo mil jaye wo maut hoti hai, aur jo na mile wo mohabbat hoti hai
Jannat mein sb kuch hai lekin maut nhin, Quran mein sb kuch hai lekin jhoot nhin,

duniya mein sb kuch hai lekin wfa nhin, Insan mein sb kuch hai lekin sabar nhin.
Nafrat kya hoti hai hm nhin jante, zindgi ko hm apna nhin mante, gm mile itne ki ehsaas nhin hota, koi pyar bhi kre to ab vishwas nhin hota.
Rishte tod deti hain galatfehmiyan, Insan ko tnha kr deti hain galatfehmiyan, na aane dena dil k pas kbhi inko, kyunki dil ko dhyadkano se juda kr deti hain galatfehmiyan.
Ek din usse rooth kr dekhna hai, USke mnane ka andaz dekhna hai, abhi to do pal hi sath chale hain, kb tak sath chalenge wo Ehsaas dekhna hai.
Usne puchha:"Kya mujhe bhool jaoge?"

MAine kha-
"Tum ne dekhi nhin fulon ki wfa wo jis pe khilte hain Usi pr murjha jate hain"
Kyun hm kisi ki yad mein kho jate hain, ek pal ki doori mein ro jate hain,
koi hmein bs itna bta de, hm hi aise hain ya pyar krne k bad sbhi aise ho jate hain.
Yadein aansu hoti to jhalak jati, Yadein likhawat hoti to mit jati,
yadein to zindgi mein bsa wo ehsaas hai, jo lakh kosish k bad bhi lfzon mein nhin simat pati.
Yadein aansu hoti to jhalak jati, Yadein likhawat hoti to mit jati, yadein to zindgi mein bsa wo ehsaas hai, jo lakh kosish k bad bhi lfzon mein nhin simat pati.
Uske bina agar guzara hmara hota, to yeun na aaj use pukara hota,
hmare dil mein sirf wo hi wo hai, kash uske dil pr bhi haq hmara hota.
Jaaan ki bazi lga di zruri bankr, Dil hatheli pr le aaye pujari bnkr,
jis wqt dua k darwaze khulenge Ae sanam, Mang lenge uski khusi bhikhari bankar.
Kbhi himmat to kbhi hausle se haar gye, Hn badnseeb the jo hr kisi se har gye, Ajeeb

khel ka maidan hai ye duniya ki jisko jit chuke usi se har gye.
Fiza mein baharon k sawarne se pehle, aasma mein sitaron k bikharne se pehle.
Kash maine usey mang liya hota, uske is jameen mein utarne se pahle.
Kaise byan krun alfaz nhin hain, mere dard ka unhe ehsaas nhin hai.

Poochte hain mujhse kya dard hai mujhe, dard hai mera ki aap mere sath nhin hain.
Muddat hui wo rulane nhin aaye, Na jlti hui aankho ko bujhane aaye

Kehte the sath jiyenge sath mrenge, Hm ruthe kya ek roz wo aaj tak mnane nhin aaye.
Arz hai ek English Shayri-


Lipstick are Girls Beauty
Gaur farmaiye


Lipstick are Girls Beauty
Testing them is Boys Duty
Jise hadd se zyada pyar kro, Wo pyar ki kadar nhin krta

Pyar ki kadar unse jano jinhe koi pyar nhin krta
Chiragon se agar andhere door hote to chad ki chahat kise hoti
kat skti agar ye zindgi akele to Dosti ki kmi mehsus kise hoti
Pyar aur maut se drta kaun hai, pyar ho jata hai krta kaun hai, hm to kr de pyar mein jaan bhi kurbaan, pr pta to chale ki hmse pyar krta kaun hai.
Begano se hath na milate to kya krte, maut ko gle na lgate to kya krte. Aapne to mangi thi roshni hi roshni, khud ko na jlate to kya krte.
ek pal unke bin bitana mushkil hua, chaha to bhut pr door jana mushkil hua. Kyun ho gye wo is kadar apne ki unki galti pr ruth jana bhi mushkil hua.
Gairo pr mrne ki unki fitrat thi, Meri mohabbt se unhe shikayat thi. Sari duniya ko chahte the wo apnana, Bs ek mere naam se unhe nafrat thi.
Hm use bhulakr jee nhin skte aur use yaad rakhkar bhi jee nhin skte. Mar jate kb k unke bina, pr kya kren unki bahon k bina hm mr bhi nhin skte.
Judge: Kya aap hmein wo jagah bta skte hain jahan aapki wife ka rap hua..? Sardar ne apni wife ki sari utar k panty kholi aur bola ..."ETTHAY MYLORD," Ethay
Pukarta hai dil magar aawaz nhin hoti, sachhi Dosti hr kisi k paas nhin hoti, wo kehte hain ki wqt hoga to denge jwab, pr wo jante nhin ki Dosti wqt ki mohtaj nhin hoti.
Besharmi ki bhi hadd hoti hai. Ab Reliance walon ko hi dekh lo. Ek bade se poster par ldki ko chapwaakar niche likh diya...Ab 10 Paise mein puri raat.
maikhane mein jaam toot jata hai aur ishq mein dil toot jata hai. na jane kya rishta

hai in dono mein, jaam tute to ishq yaad aata hai aur dil toote to jaam yaad aata hai.
Koi shakhs zyada hasi mazaq tbhi krta hai jb wo apni aql ka ek hissa apne se alag kar deta hai.
Har khushi aane wale gm ka elan hai, har mulakaat judai ka paigam hai, na rkhna kisi se ummeed/ har ummeed dil tootne ka farman hai.
Wo aaye aur dil jla k chale gye, is tarah pani mein hulchal macha k chale gye, abhi aankho ka pani sukha bhi nhin tha, aur wo fir se rula k chale gye
Hmare aansu pochkr wo muskurate hain, apni is ada se woh dil churate hain, hath unka chhu jaye hmare chehre ko, isi ummeed mein hm khud ko rulate hain.

77777777

77777777 bole to


7mein rehna
7mein jeena
7mein mrna
7mein khana
7mein peena
7mein rona
7mein hasna
7mein milkr chalna
yhi hai hmara 7
bs aap 7 deta rehna
Aarzu-E-Safar ka jb hmne irada kiya, sath chalne ka usne bhi wada kiya. kuch usko raas na aayi wfa ki batein, kuch aitbar hmne bhi zyada kiya.
kitab-E-Ishq padh rhe the hm, hmara bhi nam usmein juda hua tha, hmne apne naam ka panna khola. kismat to dekho whi panna fta hua tha.
lahar ko pyar hua kinare se, pr uski shadi ho gyi sagar se, kinare ki preet laher ko khinch lati hai, par badnam na ho mohabbat isliye laher laut jati hai.
Ae khuda log bnaye the agar patthar k, mere ehsaas ko sheesha na bnaya hota, Jisko ehsaas nhin meri mohabbt ka, usko seene mein hmare na bsaya hota.
Khyalon ki duniya mein jeena chhod diya hmne, ummeed ka rukh mod liya hmne, pyar to unhe hm aakhiri sanso tk krenge, bs pyar hai unse yeh kehna chhod diya hmne.
Phool se pucha gya: tune to di hai khushbu tujhe kya mila? phool ne kha- "dene k badle lena to vyapaar hai, jo dekar bhi kuch na mange vahi to Pyaar hai"
Sbse behtar Zehad ye hai ki jb koi shakhs subah so kr uthta hai to uske dil mein kisi par zulm krne ka khyal na ho.
agar koi aap ka dil dukhaye to aap uska bura mat man na, kyunki kudrat ka niyam hai ki jis ped pr sbse meethe fal hote hain, sbse jyada patthar usi ko lgte hain
Mayus nhin hote ye ek gunah hota hai, milta wo hi hai jo kismat mein likha hota hai, hr cheez mile hmein ye zruri to nhin, kuchh cheezon k intezar mein bhi mza hota hai.

future Generation:

future Generation:

maa ka aanchal mein sone ka sukun na le paoge:
kyunki jeans pahenne weali maaaanchal kahan se layegi
Na wo spna dekho jo toot jaye

na wo hath thamo jo chhut jaye
mat aane do kisi ko bhi itne kareeb k uske door jane se insaan khud se rooth jaye
Puch lo khuda se aapke liye dua mangi

puch lo hwa se aapke liye hi fiza mangi
aap ne ki jitni bhi galtiyan
hmne dua mein apne liye sza mangi
Tujhe bhool jane ka hausla na hua
door rah k bhi mujhse tu juda na hua
tujhse milkr kisi se kya milte
koi bhi tujh jaise doosra na hua
Is tanha zindgi mein koi sahara nhin
itni bdi duniya mein koi hmara nhin
kadam ladkhadaye to unka hath tham liya
wo haskar bole ye haq tumhara nhin.
Unhone sath dene ka wada kiya tha

hr drd batne ka wada kiya tha
agar wo hmein bhulakr khush hain to koi gm nhin
kyunki hmne bhi unko khush rkhne ka wada kiya thaa.
Zindgi- Sagar Dost- Laher
aur
Dil- Kinara
zruri ye nhin ki
Sagar mein kitni lehre hoti hain?
jruri ye hai ki kaun si laher kinare ko chhuti hai
In a bus- Boy: madam aapki maosmi mujhmein touch ho rhi hai. girl: Tumko koi problem hai? Boy: mosambi to aapki hai, lekin juice to mera nikal jayega naa.
jeena kbhi kbhi bewajah se lgta hai Ye wqt kbhi kbhi bewqt se lgta hai
Aadat si hai hmein unke gam-e-Intezar ki
Unki yad aaye aur dard na ho ajeeb se lgta hai.

July 05, 2010

Application

Fees mafi k liye Application




To,

The Principal High School

Respected Sir,
                                Baat ye hai ki mere pitaji ne mujhe 500 Rs. diye the, 100 ki to Dost k sath film dekh li, 150 ki canteen mein party, 50 ka girlfiend ka recharge karwaya aur 200 ki shart haar gya ki english wali mem ka chakkar maths wale k sath chal rha hai par pta lga ki unka chakkar to aapke sath chal rha hai, ab aapke paas do raste hain... Ya to "fees maaf ya fir raaz ka pardafash"

Shukriya,

Aapka-XXX
How time changes ?





Kal jab hm chhote they
Aur koi hmari baat samajh nhin pata tha,
Tab sirf ek hasti thi
Jo hmare toote phoote alfaz bhi samajh jati thi...
Aur aaj hm usi hashti ko ye kehte hain ki....






(Aap nhin janti)
(Aap nhin samajh payengi)
(Aap ki batein mujhe samajh nhin aati)
(Ho gyin ab aap khush)




Respect this Honourable Personality Before The Companionship Ends...
"IT'S TRIBUTE TO OUR LOVELY MOTHER"




Sakht raston mein bhi aasan safar lgta hai,
Ye mujhe MAA ki duaon ka asar lgta hai




Ek muddat se meri maa nhin soyi.
jab maine ek baar kha tha "MAA mujhe darr lgta hai."

In Examination Hall

Four things boys do in Examination Hall:



1. Counting Number of girls
2. Flirting with lady invigilator
3. Reading the brand name of their pen
4. Thinking of study for atleast next exams






Four things girls do in the examination hall:


1. write
2. write
3. write
4. and just write




Aata ho ya na aata ho...
Hmein dil todna nhin aata, toote dil ko aaram nhin aata.

Khuda use bhi khush rakhe, Jinhe dil todkar bhi rona nhin aata.
Tu dekhe to mujhe kraar aa jaye, Tu muskura de to zindgi mein bahaar aa jaye.

Teri Dosti pr mujhe yakeen hai itna, tu jhoot bhi bole to aitbaar aa jaye.

Jo kbhi door hi nhin gya..

Kehte hain jise nseeb mil gya hatho se, bn k aansu chalak gye aankho se, koi to btaye kaise bhool jayen use, jo kbhi door gya hi nhin in saanso se.

Aaj wo hi hmein neelam kr gya..

Aaj door se hi koi slaam kr gya, apni yadon ka gulam kr gya, apni zindgi girvi rakhkar kharida tha jise, Aaj wo hi hmein nilam kr gya.
Tere pyar mein do pal ki zindgi bhut hai, ek pal ki hasi aur ek pal ki khushi bhut hai, Ye duniya mujhe jane na jane, teri aankhen mujhe pehchane yhi mere liye bhut hai.
Kuch log pyar krte hain nibhane k liye, kuch log pyar krte hain bhul jane k liye.
Pyar kro to aisa kro ki dono tadpe ek dusre k paas aane k liye.
  • Dard ne palkon pe sjaya hai mujhe, zindgi kya hai ye ehsaas kraya hai mujhe.
  • Jb bhi mere dil mein hsne ki tamanna jagi, meri taqdir ne jee bhar k rulaya hai mujhe

Rishta hm dono ka kitna ajeeb tha

Aankho se door dil k kareeb tha, main uska wo mera naseeb tha.

Na kbhi mila na kbhi juda hua, Rishta hm dono ka kitna ajeeb tha.

Chirag jal to skta hai...

Dard mein hr koi muskura nhin skta, Apne dil ki baat sb ko bta nhin skta.
Roshni lene wale khud mehsus kr lena, Chirag jal to skta hai pr apni tqlif bta nhin skta.
Na koi tasveer na koi nishani thi, Na koi zanzeer na koi kahani thi.

Aapka Dost hona ittefaq tha shayad, ya fir khuda ki hm pr koi meherbani thi .

Wo kisi aur k ho gye

Dil k aangan se chand ka deedar ho gya, hm deewane ho gye chand badlo mein kho gya.

Hmne badal htne ka intezar kiya, tb tk chand kisi aur ka ho gya.
Kisi ki um'meed mein wo aise khoye the, palkon se pta chla wo raat bhar roye the.
Dhimi si aahat se unke kareeb jana chaha, jane kyun lga wo hmein yaad krte krte soye the.

Hm hmesha aapke sath hain

Dil paraya ho skta hai preet nhin, Dariya gahra ho skta hai pani nhin.
Hm hmesha aapka sath nibhayenge, kyunki pyar ektarfa ho skta hai Dosti nhin.
Aankhen aaj rona chahti hain, Yadon mein khona chahti hain.
kuch log itne haseen pal de gye zindgi mein ki palken bhi band hone se pahle jina chahti hain.