Attitude for life-


"No AYAZ,
No Life"
OR
"Know AYAZ, Know Life!"
U decide..!

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Kuch aansu palko mein chhupa liye jate hain, kuch Gam dil mein daba diye jate hain..

log kehte hain har gam k baad khushi aati hai, bs hum isi aas pe jiye jate hain.

Pyar Kisi Se Jo Karoge Ruswai Hi Milegi,Wafa Kr Lo Chahe Jitni bhi Bewafai Hi MiLegi,

Jitna Marzi Kisi Ko dil se chaho,Jb Ankhe Khulegi to sirf Tanhai Hi Milegi.

Doctor & Engineer Loved the same Girl

Doctor gives her a Rose but Engineer gives Her Apple daily
Doctor asks why?
Engineer: An APPLE a Day, Keeps the
DOCTOR Away!

Funny love story...

Funny love story...

Ek din ek ldke ki girlfriend. ka birthday tha
boy was not in that city
So he ordered 24 red rose for her girlfriend.
& called her up-
Dear maine tumhare liye utne rose bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi

While delivering florist thought-
ye aaj ka mera sbse achcha customer hai.
Chlo main ise 10 rose free mein de deta hun

so,he gave 34 instead of 24.

aur aaj tk ldka nhin samjh paya ki uska break-up kyun hua...?

Teacher - Chalo baccho jaldi batao. Jo sun na ske us'se kya kahenge?

Rahul -Usse madar chod, bhenchod ya bhen ka lauda kuch bhi keh do.
Konsa Woh sun lega

Ek hijda ARMY k saare test pass kar gya. Medical test mein Dr. bola- aap ka toh lund hi nhin hai Hijda bola: aapko goli chalwani hai ya maa chudwani hai.

Meri hasi ka hisaab kaun karega? Meri galti ko maaf kaon karega? Ae khuda mere Dost ko salamat rkhna. warna, Meri shadi mein "munni badnaam wala dance kaun karega..

Ladka- Hum Ladkiyon Se zyada EDUCATED Hain.

Ladki-Ho nahi sakta, Hum Kuch bhi Kar Sakti hain.
Ladka-To Phir....
...SUSU Se
A B C D Likh Kar Dikhao

Bus chali, Jhatka lga.ek ladka ek ladki par ja gira.

Ladki boli: Battameez! Kya kar rahe ho?
Ladka bola: Kanpur University se B.COM!

Ek Ladka Ladki dekhne gya.

thodi der chup baithne ke baad Ladka bola- English chalti hai naa ?
Ladki sharmate hue- Soda Sath mein ho to chalti hai.

Bus chali, Jhatka lga.ek ladka ek ladki par ja gira.

Ladki boli: Battameez! Kya kar rahe ho?
Ladka bola: Kanpur University se B.COM!

Yeun dil ko jalana tera imaan ho shayad,

tere seene mein bhi koi tufaan ho shayad,
mat mujhe aazma itna ki dum nikal jaye
mere wajood mein teri bhi jaan ho shayad.

For My True Love:

Dard kya hota hai bataenge kisi roz kamal ki ik gazal sunaegen kisi roz
Udne do in parindon ko azad fizaon mein
Hamare hue to laot aaenge kisi roz.

WO MERE HAI UNKA NAAM KOI OR NA LE, IN BHEGTI ANKHO KA JAAM KOI OR NA LE, KUCH IS LIYE BHI MAINE UNKA HATH NA CHORA, WO GIR JAYE TO UNHE THAAM KOI AUR NA LE.

DIL SE JINKO HUM PYAR DENGE SACH KEHTE H USKI ZINDGI SAWAR DENGE

DEKH LENA TARAS JAYENGE WO LOG UMAR BHAR K LIYE.JINKO HUM DIL SE NIKAL DENGE.

Main kbhi bhulungi na tujhe chahe tu mujhko dena bhula...

Aadatein jaisa hai tu meri aadatein kaise bhulu bhala..
Sauda ye waado ka hai yaado irado ka hai le le tu waade mere chahe mukar bhi le..
From- Mann

Difference between MELODY & MALA-D

MELODY & MALA-D

mein kya fark hota hai..?

Choti bacchi masti krti hai to MELODY khati hai...

Badi bacchi masti krti hai to MALA-D khati hai..

A True Meaning of School & Life Insurance



School- A place where father pays & son plays
Life insurance-A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

Live Program in Bathroom

Boy: "Tum gaana bahut acha gaati ho"

Girl: "Thanks but i'm just Bathroom singer"....
Boy: "To bulao na kabhi apne live program pe"..
@y@%

Khuda apni khudai hr lamha dikhata hai

Tum pyar kro isi liye dil bnata hai
Pyar ki gahraiyo mein kaha tak dube ho
Ye dekhne k liye juda karke azmata hai.

Wo nadiyan nhin aansu the mere, jinpar wo kashti chalate rahe

Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri, isliye hum aansu bahate rahe

The word ''SORRY'' doesn't mean that you are wrong & the other is right..

It only means that you value the relationship much more than ur ego!

Girl-Ek ladke ne mera left B0Ob daba diya

Mom-Usko chata mara?
Girl-Mujhe Gandhiji yad aa gaye aur right wala Bo0b aage kar diya

One Lovable Pray

E KHUDA isse pehle k maut hume ruswa karde

TU humare jism humari rooh ko achcha karde
Ye jo halat hai humari humne hi banai hai
Jaisa"TU" chahta hai ab waisa karde
Hamare har faisle me TERI raza shamil ho,
Jo TERA hukm ho wo hamara irada karde
hum me jo bimar hain unko TU achcha kar de

"Dosti Wo Nhin K Hum Ek Saal Mein Kitno Se Karte Hain...!"

"Dosti To Wo Hai K Hum Ek Ko Kitne Saalo Tak Karte Hain...!

*Love Quote*

The path that leads to love is so narrow that two people cannot walk on it Unles they Become One.

Kabhi hum tute to kabhi khwab tute, na jane kitne tukdo me armaan tute

Har tukda aaina hai zindgi ka, har aaine ke sath lakhon jazbat tute

When you are Hurt by your dear ones,

Do Fight with Them because the Fights Saves a Relation, but being Quiet Leaves Nothing in a Relation

To die in love for someone is not the big thing..

To live with that pain with smile forever is the great real achievement

Dard hai ki mohabbat ka jaata nhin hai, usko rahem aata nhi hai.

Didaar-e-yaar ko tadapte rahe, khuda bhi uska didaar karata nhin hai

Best message from forest deparment-


'Pedo Se B Utna Pyar Karo,
Jitna Pedo K Niche Karte Ho'.

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity,

they seem more afraid of life than death.

A BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT,

A BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT,

"Tajurba Insan Ko Galat Faisle Se Bchata Hai."
Magar..?
"Tajurba Galat Faisle Se Hi Haasil Hota hai."

Us sakhas ka khwab meri ankhon mein kyun hai.

Jb wo nhi hai mera to uska sach meri bataon mein kyun hai.
Kyun hai wo mere dilo dimag mein sa-y bankar.
Bhul chuka hun uski har bat ko nhin bhulta use aesa kyun hai.
Karun kya main ae Dost tu hi bata jamane mein mujhse koi khafa nhi. Wo mujhse juda kyun hai.
Koi batae mujhe jara main nhin bewafa par wo bewafa kyun hai.

Written by my Friend Irfan Ansari (irfansagar) from kalpi, U.P. (India)

Durga ma banja saale..!

Gabbar: ye hath muje de-de thakur..!

Thakur-: lele...
mere b le..
kaliya ke bi lele.
basanti k b lele.
jai aur veru k b lele.
Durga ma banja saale..!

Falak mein apni jannat k sitare nhin, Hum unke hain par wo hmare nhin,

Chhoti si naaw lekar us samandar mein utar gye, Jis samandar mein door tak kinare nhin.

It is thousand times better to have common sense without education, than to have education without common sense.

Gabbar- are o Samba. kitni goliya hai?

Samba- 6
Gabbar- Aadmi 3, Goliya 6, bahut na-insafi hai
Samba-Bhosdi k kahe ki na insafi.
3 Aadmiyo ki 6 goliya hi hoti hai.

A beautiful line said by a boy to the girl he truly loves...

"I would conquer the whole world with just one hand...... if u are holding the other!!"

Kare Sitam wo Kitne Bhi Mujh Par

Is DiL mein Dhadkan uske Naam Ki Hi Hogi
Khwahish To Adhuri Hai Bahut si Magar
Akhri Khawish uske Didar Ki Hogi..!!

Bahut roye to karar paya, is daur mein sacha Dost na paaya.

Guzar rahi hai zindagi imtihano mein ek zakham bhara to doosra taiyaar paya.

A wonderful quote said by a true lover:

"She loves rose which dies in a day but doesn't love me who dies for her every day"

Chehra uska Hum Padh Jayenge

DiL Mein uske Kya Hai Hum Samajh Jayenge
Ek Baar Pyar Se wo Dekhe To Sahi
Us ek PaL K Liye Hum Sao Bar Mar Jayenge.

Maine un Jazbat se MOHHABT ki hai,

usse Milna to ab ek khwab sa lagta hai,
Maine phir bhi uske Intezar se MOHHABAT ki hai.

"MAA"Ki Dua Lekar Jana.

Andhere Hai Raaste Diya Lekar Jana, Apne Aansuo Ki Ziya Lekar Jana.

Tumhe Har Mushkil Se Bacha Legi Hamesha
Bas Ghar se"MAA"Ki Dua Lekar Jana.

If you ever feel in life that all doors are closed,

Remember these words:

"A closed door is not always locked.."
So give it a push at least!

Group thinking

Basanti boli bhag Danno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki ijjat ka sawal hai.

Danno- Tujhe apni padi hai,sali mera to soch jiske peechhe 10 ghode pade hain.

Darr bole to..

Do dost..Ek bathroom mein nange naha rhe the..
Soap neeche gir gaya..Par
Darr ke maare
kisi ne jhuk kar uthaya nhin
Bcoz
'Jo Jhuka wo ...'

Girls kbhi bhi dhoka de skte hain

Interesting love story:- Ek andhi ladki thi jise sbne thukraya sivaye uske Dost k. Wo use bahut chahta tha, ladki roj kehti thi agar main tumhe dekh sakti to tum se shadi kr leti. Ek din kisi ne us ladki ko ankhen donate ki, jab us ladki ne us ladke ko dekha to ladka andha tha, ladke ne pucha kya ab tum mujhse shadi karogi? ladki ne inkar kar diya, ladka chupke se muskaraya, aur usko ek latter dekar chala gya usme likha tha-." PLZ TAKE CARE OF MY EYES"....

Girls in Periods

Class mein bachche shor macha rhe the; Principal- kiska period hai?

Sharmate hue 8 girls khadi huin aur boli sir hmara.

Baba Ranchoddas on Dosti- Dost k piche mat bhago..Agar Bhagna he to Dost ki GirlFriend k piche bhago. Dost jhak marke tumare piche aayega." All izz well...

Unhe Pyar Krne Ka Hisab Na Aaya

Hamari Kisi Bhi Bat Ka Jawab Na Aaya
Ham Rat Bhar Unki Yad Mein Jagte Rhe
aur Unhe So K Bhi Hamara Khwab Na Aaya

Teacher k blouse mein phool lga tha. Teacher- Btao phool kya pite hain?

Boy-DOODH.
Teacher- nhin, paani peete hain.
Boy-mam pata nhin tha iski dandi itni neeche tak gayi Hai

Wife- suniye ji, hmari beti ki bra driver k kamre me mili hai.

Husband- kamina khin ka, waise tumhe kaise pta?
Wife- main uske kamre mein apni panty lene gai thi...

Student Vs Interviewer

Interviewer- Let me check your word power..

Rahul: Ok Sir

Interviewer: Tell me opposite of good.
Rahul: Bad.
Interviewer: Come
Rahul: Go
Interviewer: Ugly
Rahul: Pichlli
Interviewer: PICHLLIlll
Rahul: UGLYYYYY
Interviewer: Shut up
Rahul: Keep talking
Interviewer: ok now stop these all
Rahul: ok now carry on this all
Interviewer: abe chup ho ja.. chup ho ja..
Rahul: abe bolta rah.. bolta rah

Zindagi me do minute koi mere pas na baitha

Zindagi me do minute koi mere pas na baitha

aaj sab mere pas baithe ja rhe the
koi tohfa na mila aaj tak mujhe aur aaj phool hi phool diye ja rahe the
taras gye hum kisi k hath se diye vo ek chote se rumal ko aur aaj nye-nye kapde odhaye ja rhe the
do kadam sath na chalne ko tyar tha koi aur aaj kafila banakar ja rahe the........
Aaj pata chala k ''MAUT'' itni hasin hoti hai.
"HUM" to yeun hi jiye ja rhe the.

Funny but true THOUGHT:-
In the past, nobody had a watch but Everyone had Time. now everyone has a watch but NOBODY has TIME

A beautiful line said by a boy to the girl he truly loves...

"I would conquer the whole world with just one hand...... if u are holding the other!!"