Kisi ne Kya Khub Kaha hai- Zindagi Tasveer b hai or Taqdeer bhi Manchahe rango se Bane to Tasveer Hai

Aur Unchahe rango se bane to taqdeer hai

1 admi university k Chokidaar se: Ye CSJM.University Kaisi hai..?

Chokidaar: Zabardast...!
Mainey M.B.A yahin kiya
Aur
Foran Nokri be Mil gayi..:-))

"KADVI SACHAI" Ladki Agar Ro Rahi Hai To Uske Hajaro Karan Ho Skte Hai, Lekin Ldka Ro Raha Hai To Uska 1Hi Karan Hota Hai?  """""""LADKI""""""

Jo log yatimo ka maal nahaq chat kr jaya karte hain wo apne pet me bas angaare bharte hain aur ankareeb jahannum wasil honge

Aur jo shaks islam k siwa kisi aur deen ki khuwahish kare to uska wo deen hargiz qubul hi na kiya jayega aur wo aakherat me sakht ghate me rahega

Sent From- Islamic Research Foundation, Mumbai (from Islamic Message Service) 

ALLAH jab kisi bande ko chahta hai to oose ilm (knowledge) haasil karne me mashgul(busy) kar deta hai

Sachche dost ki ek nishani---"Wo aapki aankhon mein us waqt dard dekh leta hai jab duniya aapse keh rahi hoti hai,  "kya,yaar tum haste bahut ho."

SUNA HAI LOG USE NAZAR BHAR K DEKHTE HAI.CHALO USKE SHAHAR ME KUCHH DIN THAHAR K DEKHTE HAI.SUNA HAI BOLE TO BATON SE PHOL JHARTE HAI.YE BAAT HAI TO CHALO BAAT KAR K DEKHTE HAI.SUNA HAI USKE LABON SE GULAB JALTE HAI.TO HAM BAHAR PE ELZAM DHAR K DEKHTE HAI.SUNA HAI USKE BADAN KA TARASH AISA HAI.K PHOL APNI KABAEN KUTAR K DEKHTE HAI.CHALE TO GARDISHEN USKA TAWAF KARTI HAI.RUKE TO USKO ZAMANE THAHAR K DEKHTE HAI

Posted From- Mantasha, 17, kanpur, U.P. India 

Unhe shak hai ki ham unpe marte hai,

hame shak hai ki wo hampe marte hai,
jindgi ke daur yu hi gujarte hai,
na wo kuch puchte hai,na ham kuch kehte hai.

Us Ne Chupke Se Meri Grlfrnd ka Number Nikal Liya

ek roz Dost...
Aur Aaj Wo Apni hi Behen ko Message Kar Ke Khush Hota Hai Har Roz dost...

Tum jis kisi ke Mohtaaj ho jaoge uske saamne ZILLAT ka ehsaas karoge.

Dil Me Hasrato ko Daba kar Jite hain

Apne Gam ko Dunia se Chhupakar Jite Hai
Kya Lootega Zamana Khushiya meri
Hum Khud ko kisi pe 'Lutakar' Jite Hai..

Ek Bar Jo GaLe Lag K Rone Diya Hota,

Hmne Bhi Koi PaL Mohbat Ka Gee Liya Hota,

Tut K Bikhar Jate Apke Qadmo Mein,

Apki Sanso Ne Mera Nam  To Liya Hota.

Dil ko aata hai jb b khyal unka, to tasveer se puchte hai fir haal unka, vo hmse pucha krte the ki judaai kya hai, aaj samajh me aaya sawal unka..!

Aankhen to pyar me dil ki juban hoti hai,

sachchi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,

pyar me dard mile to kya ghabrana,

suna hai drd se chahat aur bhi  jawan hoti hai.

Kitne panne zindgi k hm padh paenge.
Ye silsile yuhi tham jaenge.
Smbhal kr rakhna in yado ko hmari.Jb hum nhi honge to yhi kaam aayenge

Hame na mohabbat mili na pyar mila,

hum ko jo bhi mila bewfa yaar mila

apni to ban gayi tamasha zindgi,

hr koi apni maqsad ka talabgar mila.

Alvida keh k jb wo chal diye
Ankho ne sare hasin khwab kho diye
Gum ye nai ki wo muje chor gye,
dard tab hua jb alvida keh k wo khud ro diye

Arzo-E-Dil ne hme diwana bna diya,
Roye na the per usne rula diya,
Hmne to hr waqt yad kiya usko,
Lekin usne yad karne me bhut waqt lga lga dya

MAYAWATI University Exam Pattern!!

GENERAL: Attempt All Questions!!

OBC: Attempt Any Question!!

SC: Read the Questions Only!!

ST: Thanks 4 Coming in exam.

Iski Maa ki.................................  CM hai yaar

Diff betwn 1st & 2nd LOVE.

U giv ur whole heart to 1st Love & they break it.
But
U giv ur broken heart to 2nd Love & they make it.
its true.

Pyar wo haseen gunah hai,

jise har insaan khushi khushi krta hai,

par pyar me intezar wo saja hai,

jo sirf wahi krta hai jo such me pyar krta hai.

Tanhai bhari zindagi ka safar mila; na saathi,n humsafar mila. Hum diya jalta chhod gaye the unke liye;jab vapis lote to jalta hua ghar mila

Is kadar hm yar ko mnane nikle,

uski chahat k hm diwane nikle,

jab v use dil ka hal batana chaha,

to uske hothon se waqt na hone k bahane nikle

Frnd nd Best Frnd me kya farq hai....?

Frnd kehta hai: Yaar Plz,
Drive Safely & Slowly...

Best Frnd Says: Bhaga kamine,
Scooty wali aagey nikal jayegi be.

Tanhaiyo Me Jeena Acha Nhi Lgta
Bichhad Kr TumSe Rehna Acha Nhi Lgta
Ye DiL Sirf Tum Ko Yaad Karta He,
Har Baar Ye Baat Kehna Acha Nhi Lgta.


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Waqt Ab Bhi Dosti Ka Thehra To Nai

Hum Se Behtar Koi Or Chehra To Nai

Sunte Hai Ye Samnadar Gahra Bahut hai

Par Hamari DOSTI Se gehra to nhin

Ek ladki face pe dupata bandh k khadi thi,wahaa bus stand pe khade uncle ne kahaa: chalti kyaa.?

Ladki ne kahaa : papa main hoon..!

Men R Very Kind While Woman R Very Mean..

Proof:
Most Of D Woman Dont Like To Help Unknown Male.
But All Men R Always There To Help Any Known/Unknown Female !!

Fact of classroom -

jb teacher tumhe class se bahar nlkale to samjho ki tum tarakki kar rhe ho kyunki use dar hai ki tum usse zyada jante ho
always be positve.

LIFE is "sin90", that is "ONE".

LOVE is "cos90", that is "ZERO".
But,,
FRIENDSHIP is "tan90", that is "INFINITY".
Friendship never ends..

Mayawati ki Maa Ki........ CM hai yaar

MAYAWATI:- Yar jabse CM bani hu meri Maa bahut hichki leti hai?
Secretary:- Madam poore UP me jaha bhi Light jati hai
Log aapki Maa ko hi yaad karte hain.

Khamosiya uski Mujhse Bate Karti Hain

Mera har DarD Samajti He
Pata he MAJBUR hain Hum Dono
Phir Bhi Aankhe uske DEEDAR ko Tarasti He.

Apne Dilki DUNIA Me Usko Bula Na Sake

Bahut KOSISH Ki Magar
Pa Na Sake
Kisi or Ko Banaya Usne
APNA
Fir Bhi Aakhri Dam Tak Use BHULA na sake.

Haqiqat me agar koi ye dekh le k uski maut kitni tezi se uski taraf aa rahi hai to wo lambi khwahishat (desires/arzoo) se nafrat karega.
sent by- Islamic Research Foundation, Mumbai (from Islamic message service)

Zindgi badi ajib hoti h,kbhi haar to kabi jeet hoti hai,

jab aa jaye hanste-2 ankho me ansu to ahsas hota hai,hr khusi k pichhe kitni taklif hoti hai.

Yun badal jate hain mausam, malum n tha.Pyar hai pyar ka matam,malum n tha.Is mohabbat me yahan kiska bhala hona hai.Har mulakat ki kismat me juda hona hai

Zikar unka hi aata hai mere fasane me, aapko jaan se zyada chaha hmne zamane me, tanhayi me  aapki yaad ka sahara mila, nakamyaab rahe aapko hum bhulane me..

Zaroori nahi ki pyar ko manzil mil jaye,

jise hum chahte hain hai wo hme mil jaye.

na mila to mat kaho "bewafa" usko,shayad use koi hum se bhi behtar mil jaye.

A meaningful thought: Style is what should be shown to strangers, if it's shown to dear ones, it becomes attitude!!!

Mat raho door humse itna ki waqt ke faisle par afsos ho jae,

kal na jane kaisi ho mulaqat hamari ki aap royen lipat ke humse aur hum khamosh ho jay!

Hichkichate hue mile the jin Dosto se..

Kya pata tha whi zindagi k maayne bn jayenge...
Kuch yad rhe na rhe zindagi me..
Pr ye dost hmesha yaad aayenge..

Q: What is the extreme limit of sardarism?

ANS: Two sardar sitting on rikshaw and fighting for corner seat..!!

Unki mohbbt mujhe sone nhi deti.khud mujhe apni khabar hone nahi deti.unke pyar ki khushbu aise hai.jo mere dil ko kisi aur ka hone nhi deti

Waqt Aata Hai, Chala Jaata Hai, Iska Intezar Aur Aitbar Kabhi Mat Karna,

Jo Juda Hokar Bhi Baar-Baar Yaad Aaye Itna Pyar Kisi Se Mat Karna..

Mausam Ki Bahar Acchi Ho!

Phoolo Ki Kaliya Kachi Ho!
Hamari Ye Dosti Sacchi Ho!
Rab Se Bas Ek Duaa Hai Ki Mere Har DostO Ki Biwi HOT & SEXY ho!..........

Boy:My girlfrnd broke up with me n sent Me her KISSING pictures wid new boyfrnd

Frnd:Realy bad! What did u do?
Boy:I sent them 2 Her dad
Think hatke

Waqt ke panne paltkar dekho to fir wahi haseen lamhe jeene ko dil chahta hai.Kabhi muskrate the sab dost milkar, ab unhe sath dekhne ko b dil taras jata hai.

Rah-e-wFa me HMsfr SATH Ch0d Gye
Pyasi AKHo Me ADHUre KHwAb Ch0d Gye
NIkla Jb Meri HASRATo Ka JANAza
To wO MEri QABr Pr 1GULab CH0d GYe.

Lines to be followed in life...

Cry as hard as u want to.
But,
just make sure that wen u stop crying, u will nver again cry 4 d same reason

Jo nazar se guzar jaya karte hai, wo sitare aksar tut jaya karte hai,kuch log dard ko bayaan nai karte,bas chup chap bikhar jaya karte hai..

My luv story in my childhud:

Uske kadam jahan jahan pade,
Humne vo jagah chum li..
Or wo bewafa mere papa ko ja kar boli,

"Uncle aapka beta miti khata hai"

1 Ladka Lgatar Ladki ka picha kr ra tha,

Ladki-tumhe pata h piche meri ma aa rhi h,
Ldka- hum to khandani Ashik h tumhari ma k piche mera Baap b aa raha hai;-)

Sahil pe baithe laher dekhte rahe
Kab badlegi unki Nazar dekhte rahe
Sabne kaha wo teri Dua me nahi
aur hum Umar bhar Duaon ka Asar dekhte rahe.

Hasrato k JahanSe fir Dhuwa uthne Laga

Pyarme Nakam DiL fr Jalne Lga
Kya khub Sjaya LogoNe Jnaza mera
Ab to Janaze me Bhi Dum Ghutne Laga.

Khuda bachaye hume in hasino se,

Khuda bachaye hume in hasino se,
Lekin in hasino ko kaun bachayega hum KAMINO Se...

Girl in Shop: Bhaiya Greeting card hai Jisme Likha ho"Tum hi Mere Pehle Aur Aakhri Pyaar ho"

Shopkeeper: Haan hai. . .
Girl:Thik hai, Jaldi se 12 de do. . .

"Unke Pyaar Me Umar Bhar Intezar Kiya,
Unke Pyaar Me Umar Bhar Intezar Kiya,
us Intzar Me Na Jane Kitno Se PyAR KIYa...

Biwi Neend me jor se chillai-  Jaldi Utho..Mere Pati aa gaye.

Sardar utha Khidki se kud gaya.,Taang tut gayi. Phir Khayal Aaya-Sala Mai hi to Uska Pati hu..

Whats the coolest thing about exam hall?

Its the only place where you can say to an unknown girl "kuch to dikha de yar!!" ;)chal figure hi dikha de..-)

Gum Ki Halat Me Muskurana Bdi Bat Hai,
Thokar Kha Kr DiL Lagana Bdi Bat He.
Inkar Kiya Ho
Hr Baar Jisne,
Har Bar Usi Ko Chahna Badi Bat He.