Koi Lamha Iss Kadar Aata Hai, Beeta Hua Kal Nazar Aata Hai,

Yadein Bach Jaati Hain Yaad Krne K Liye, Wqt Leke Sab Kuchh Gujar Jata Hai !

I miss My Friends…… Because
They open their answer sheet during paper & say "Le chap le jldi wrna latak jayega"
Apna homework kr k copy dete or kehte "kal homework kr lena wrna sir class se nikal denge"
Cafe mein break k waqt apni plate mujhe dete hue kehte "le kha apne paise qabar me le jana"
jb ladai hoti to dusri desk pe baithte aur gate "Dost Dost na rha pyar pyar na rha"
Last day aankhon mein nami aur honto pe sawal "tu mujhe bhul to nhin jayega na"?

"For all my great friends"

Ashkon ko moti bna deta hai PYAR,

Zakhmo pe marham lga deta hai PYAR,
Jab Jeene ki vajah hi na bachi ho,
Tab maut ko bhi zindgi bna deta hai PYAR

INTRESTING BAAT

EK MAA K LIYE WO KON SA KAAM HAI JO BETA KARE TO BURA OR DAMAAD KARE TO BOHAT ACHA LAGTA HAI.

BIWI KI GULAMI.

Everyone will not get everything; this is the way of life,

Don’t try to get which is not yours.
But don’t dare to loose which is yours....

Principal:Late kyun hue?

Boy:Bike kharab ho gyi thi.
Principal:Bus mein nhin aa skte the kya?
Boy:Maine kaha tha sir, par apki beti k nakhre khatam ho tab na..

Baago me aayi bahaar jab jab phool khile...

Baago me aayi bahaar jab jab phool khile...
Gupt rogi shaam
5 se 8
DR. HAKIM USMANI se mile.

Einstein

Newton
Maxwell
Faraday
Kirchoff

.Ye sab wo kamine hai
Jinke dimag ki 10 min ki masti hamare 18-20 Saal k bachpan par bhari pad gayi..

Beshak ALLAH to sare aasman aur zameen ki chupi hui baton ko janta hai, aur jo kuch tum krte ho ALLAH use dekh rha hai.

ADVISE FOR My All Friends & YOU-

Jise Tum sabse Zyada chahte
ho,
Usey Zindgi mei kbhi Aazmana mat.
Kyuki Agar wo GUNEHGAAR bhi nikla,
To bHi...
Dil Tumhara hi Tutega..

Dil ko aata hai jab bhi khayal unka, tasveer se puchhte hain phir haal unka,

vo hmse pucha karte the judaai kya hai, aaj samajh aaya sawaal unka.

Never Believe What the Lines of Your Hand Predict about Your Future, because People Who Don't Have Hands Also Have a Future, Believe In yourself.

"Power of real friendship"

"Power of real friendship"

A boy was late to home.
His father: kaha tha tu?
Boy: friend k yahan tha.
Father called his 10 friends.
5 answered: "yes. yhin par tha."
3 answered: "abhi just nikla hi hai."
2 answered: “yhin par hai uncle, study kar rha hai, phone dun kya?
That’s the power of real friendship

Mohabat ki har bat par waqt ka takaza hua.

Ishq ki har bat par pakka irada hua.
Ghazlo mein suni thi judai ki batein.
Jab dil pe guzri to hakikat ka andaza hua!

Reet Hai Jane Kaisi Ye Zamane Ki,

kyun Sza Milti Hai Yahan Dil Lagane Ki,
Na Basana kisi ko Dil Mein Itna Ki,
Fir Dua Mangna Pade Use Bhulane Ki..

"Chahat to aaj bhi utni hai unki, par kismat k hatho majboor ho gye,

dekhi jo unmein apne liye berukhi, hm unki khushi k liye khud unse door ho gye.

We May Easily Forget The People With Whom We Laughed And Enjoyed...” But

We Can't Forget Those People With Whom We Cried & Shared Our Feelings

wife came naked to serve HALWA to guests.



Husband screamed: BESHRAM! TU Hosh mein toh hai!
Wife:WOJI ! Recipe book mein likha tha "SERVE HOT WITHOUT ANY DRESSING"

SUCCESS has only 1 Calculation Formula:

Stop Thinkng in terms of Limitations &
Start Thinkng in terms of Possibilities.

UNka MILna bhi ek KHUBSUrt KHAni Hai

UNka PYar PANa HI ZINDGani Hai
MUSKURaHt bhi UNke Dm Se Thi
AaJ Ye DARd bhi UNki MEHRBaNi Hai.

Time makes us forget some persons but there are some persons who make us to forget the time, one such a nice person is reading this blog archive and smiling now..

Beautiful Words from a broken heart-

When I die,
I wish to donate my blood to her..for the fact that atleast my blood would enter her heart where I could not enter.

Itna kyun chaha ki usse bhula na sake

ab tanhaiyo mein baithe ye sochte hain
kyun chaha use jise pa na sake

Mere bina wo bhi yeun tanha ho jaye

Jaise manzil k bina zindgi bewajah ho jaye
Khuda bhi kare usse mazak aisa
K meri maut k bad usko mujhse bepanah mohabbat ho jaye

PyaaR "KaR" k UNse, DIL-se MitaNa "MuShkiL Tha,

AaSan"Laga, Use Yaad KaR k MaR JaNa
Kyuki
BhuL"ke_Use Jee PaNa"MuShkiL Tha_."

Na Jagao Mujhe Nind Se Bhut Dino Ke Baad Soye Hain,
Dikha Do Kafan Hata Ke Usko Ki Mrne K Bad Bhi Uski Yad Mein Kitna Roye Hain.

Duniya mein sab begane hain.

Jinhe hum chahte hain vo auro k diwane hain.
Gujare kal k yhi kahani hai.
Kuch khud barbad hue kuch unke meharbani hai....

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaaste, shama-e-mahefil mein roshni kam hai,
tum hmare nhin toh kya gum hai, hum tumhare to hain ye kya kam hai.

Tu Hi Bata A DIL Tujhe Samjau Kaise
Jise Chahta Hai Tu Use Nzdik Lau kaise
yeun To Hr Tamanna
Hr Ehsas Hai Wo Mera
Magar Us Ehsas Ko Ye Ehsas Dilau kaise

Coolest Mom Of The Millenium

Girl- Mom I want Some Fresh Air. Can I Go for a Walk?
Mom- Yes but Ask Your Fresh Air to Drop you Home by 9 P.M.

Lovely Quote by a True Friend....!

"When I Die, Don’t Come Near My Body....! Because My Hands Wouldn’t be Able To Wipe your Tears Off That Time...

Love a fren who hurts you... Dont hurt a fren who loves you...
Sacrifice everything for a fren... But dont sacrifice a fren for anything.

EK LDKA KISI KO PANA CHAHTA THA. WO USSE PYAR KRTA THA PR APNE MATLAB K LIYE KYUNKI USKE IRADE NEK NHIN LGTE THE. TO USKE LIYE YE ARZ KIYA JA RHA HAI

"Wo aapko door se dekh kar hi dupatta sambhal leti hai,

Hairan hu is baat se ki wo aapki niyat kaise pehchaan leti hai.

Agar Aap Ek Pencil Ban Kar Kisi Ki Khushiya Nahi Likh Sakte To..Koshish Karo Ki ek Achha Rubber Ban Kar Kisi K Gum Mita Do"

Ek bus me ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne k liye

Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge
Boys: Hum haar gaye chalo ab dikhao.

Jo GARIB hone ka dhhong(pretend) krega wo sach mein garib ho jayega.

Jo logo'n k samne burayi krne se nhin bachega (aur Gunah karega) woh ALLAH se bhi NHIN DAREGA.

"The Lovely Times Of Our Life Won't Return Back ever.

But The Lovely Relation & The Missing Memories Will Stay In The Heart Forever." !!!!!!!!

Jis tarah tum apne upar zulm hona pasand nhin krte, tum dusro pe zulm mat karo.

Ismein shak hi nhin ki zameen par chalnewale tamam haivanaat se badtar KHUDA k nazdik wo bahre gunge(kuffar) hain jo kuch nhin samajhte.

Ladki Aqvarium Ko Dekh K Boli-

'Machaliya Itni Sundar kyun Hoti Hain'
Ladka (SPRITE PITE HUE)-
'KyunKi Wo KAPDE Nhin Pehenti'
-SIDHI BAAT No BAKWAS-;-

Pyar ki khusbu hawao mein hai,
Dil mera loota uski nigaho ne hai,
Use pakar mili hai mujhe duniya ki sari khushi,
Use bhul jana ab sabse bade gunaho mein hai.

Na Banao "RISTA" Is Jahan Mein
Muskil Unhe "NIBHANA" Hoga
Har Rista Naya "GAM" Dega
Ek Taraf "BEBAS" Tum aur Ek Taraf Zamana Hoga.

'GIRL' asked:"Who is beautiful,me or moon?

Best answer given by Boy:
I don't know but when I see you, I forget the moon & when I see the moon remember you

From My Mann

ZAKHM PE ZAKHM SILSILA TO JARI HAI. SHAYAD YEHI TAKDIR HAMARI HAI
NAAV KAGAZ KI CHHOD DI HMNE AB SAMANDAR KI JIMMEDARI HAI. Kya ho rha hai.

Note:

Note: Never assure urself that love is enough to make someone come back to you,,, because when pain strikes the heart,,, love fades away, no matter how great it was...

KISI JHUTE, MAKKAR AUR THARKI LDKE NE KBHI ARZ KIYA HOGA

Ruthi hai aise wo hmse, jaise hum sach mein use mna lenge
Itna waqt kaun barbad kare, itne me to Yaar DOOSRI pata lenge.

Note: The Day you ACCEPT the Fact that you are not at all IMPORTANT for the person who is MOST IMPORTANT for you is the day you start PRETENDING that you are HAPPY..

Life ka original sach-sab kehte hain, Akele Aaye the, Akele jayenge.
Par sach toh ye hai.Bina 2 logo k koi aata nhin aur bina 4 logo k koi jata nhin.
its fact

"love" Is not a Degree or Diploma To Start & Finish Within 3 or 4 years, It's a Lifetime Course Not just to Study Bt also to Feel & Live together

From my Mann

ZINDGI JB BHI TERI PANAH ME LATI HAI HME. YE ZAMI CHAND SE BHI ROSHAN NAZAR AATI HAI HME.
HAR MULAKAT KA ANJAM JUDAI KYUN HAI. AB TO HAR WQT YHI BAT SATATI HAI HME

From my Mann

YE AARZU HAI KI TERI HAR NAZAR DEKHA KAREN.TU HI HO SAMNE HAM JIDHAR DEKHA KAREN.
EK TARAF HO SARI DUNIYA EK TARAF SURAT TERI. HAM TUJHE DUNIYA SE HOKE BEKHABAR DEKHA KAREN

From my Mann

SAMANDAR HOKE BHI TU WAKIF NAHI HAI IS HAQIQAT SE...KE MAI DARIYA HOON MUJHE HAR HAL MEIN TUJH TAK PAHUCHNA HAI-

From my Mann

KABHI KABHI TERI PALKON PE JHILMILAU MAIN. TU INTEZAR KARE AUR BHUL JAUN MAIN.
SAMANDAR MEIN JAKE FAREB MAT DENA. AGAR TU KAHE TO KINARO MEIN DUB JAUN MAIN

KISI KI YAAD MERE AAS PAS RAHTI HAI. BAHUT DINO SE TABIYAT UDAS RAHTI HAI.

BICHHDE HUE EK MUDDAT HO GAI LEKIN. HMEIN AAJ BHI UNSE MILNE KI AAS RAHTI HAI.

Hamesha DUA mangte raho kyunki mumkin aur namumkin to sirf hamari SOCH mein hai.
ALLAH k liye to kuch bhi namumkin nhin hai.

Ae khuda mujhpar ek ehsan kar de, unke dil k pure sab arman kar de.
unki khushi k liye agar kisi ki zindgi chahiye to der na kar mujhe bejaan kar de...

Great Line By Bhagat Singh-"Zindagi To Sirf Apne Dum Par Hi Jee Jati Hai,Dusro Ke Kandho Par To Sirf Janaze Utha Karte Hai."

Belive In Urself

Three nice thoughts:

"Kill the tension before tension kills you".
"Reach your goal before goal kicks you"
"Live LIFE before LIFE leaves you".

Ek lehar ko pyar tha kinare se...
Pr uski shaadi ho gyi "SAGAR" Se..
Kinare ki preet lehar ko khinch lati hai..
Pr badnaam na ho Mohabbt isliye wo laut jati hai

From my Mann

BADLA WAFA KA DENGE BADI SADGI SE HAM...TUM HAMSE DUR JAOGE AUR ZINDGI SE HAM.

Jab kisi ka bura; waqt aata hai,
To uske sare Dost aur Pariwar uske Sath khade hote hain..
Yakeen na ho to kisi ki shadi k photo dekh lo.

DUNIYAN MEIN SABSE BURI BAAT KISI K AANKH ME AANSU AAPKI WAJAH SE, DUNIYAN ME SABSE PYARI BAAT KISI KI AANKH ME AANSU AAP K LIYE

Teri mohbbat ka talabgar hun main.
Bs ek teri hi chahat ka gunehgar hun main.
Chahta hun tujhe apni zindgi se jyada.
Sayad isi saja ka haqdar hun main.

Ladki ka baap- tum meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho?
Ladka -4 mahine se
Ladki ka baap- main kaise yakeen kr lu
Ladka-aur 5 mahine ruk jao yakeen aa jaega...

Muskurane ki wajah kya jane hum, hum to unki yaad ko tazaa karte hain,
kambakth ye hasi bhi aisi hai ki, unki judai mein bhi rokar muskurati hai..

Gam-e-tanhayi mein hm rona nhin chahte,
Daman apna aasuo se bhigona nhin chahte
Hasrat hai hamari ki wo hmein bhula de,
Pr dhadkan kehti hai ki hm unhe khona nhin chahte

WOh Bewfa Nhin Mujhe Pata Hai
Uski Raah Dekhna Ye Meri Ada Hai
Wo Aaye Na Aaye Yeh Uski Wafa Hai
Bas Tadapte Rehna Ye Meri Sza Hai

Mujhe In Pathro Ka Darr Na Hota,
Agar Shishe Ka Mera Ghar Na Hota,
Yakinan Hm bhi Khelte Pyar Ki Bazi,
Agar Dil Tutne Ka Darr Na Hota.

Dariya pas hai par, pyas hai mujhe aaj bhi,
Lafzo me dard hai, par hotho pe mithas hai mere aaj bhi,
Wo to hmse kuch rishta bhi nhin rkhna chahta,
Par wo chahega hmein ek din, dil me ye aas hai aaj bhi

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, teri har baat ka aitbar karege

agar hmari aakhri sans k waqt bhi tu khafa ho hmse to
kasam se tujhe manane ke bad marenge

Pyar Krke Use Dil se Mitana Muskil Tha
Wo Tufan Palko Mein Rok Pana Mushkil Tha
Aasan Lga Use Yad Krke Mar Jana
kyunki Bhul K Use Ji Pana Mushkil Tha

Kuch Ajeeb Faaslon Ka Janam Ho Rha Hai,
Naseeb Mera Jaagkar Bhi So Rha Hai,
Kaise Keh Dun Tuta Dil Dhadakta Nhin,
Jabki Dil Ka Har Tukda Ro Rha Hai...

Tumhara behtareen DOST wo hai jo tumhari galtiyo'n ko bhool jaye aur tumhare ehsaanat ko yaad rakhe.

Real thought- '"Pyaar'" barish ki bundo ki tarah hai, jisko chhune ki khwahish mein hatheliyan to gili ho jati hain, Par hath hmesha khali rhte hain.....

Only a Man knows a Man's nature!
mazak nhin kr rha. Main Aapko example deta hun.


Jaise ki...
Customer: I need a Ladies suit.
Shopkeeper: wife k liye chahiye ya koi achcha sa dikhaun...!!!

Tamanna dil ki ek hashrat hai. Puri ho jaye to insan khush kismat hai.
Na puri ho to gum na krna, kyunki unki adhuri rehna to tamannao ki fitrat hai.!

Kisi ne kha hai- (main gopniyta nhin barat rha hun, mujhe khud nhin malum kisne kaha, lekin kisi ne kaha hai)

Wo Aati Hai Roz Meri "QABAR" Par Apne Hamsafar K Saath...
Kaun Kehta Hai Ki "DAFNANE" K Baad "Jalaya" Nhin Jata..

Dard de gye sitam bhi de gye, zakhm k sath marham bhi de gye,
Do lafzo se kar gye wo apna mann halka, aur hmko na rone ki kasam bhi de gye.

Ek Shakhs_Ki Chahat ka ARmaan Rha,
Jo Jan k Bhi Sab Kuch Anjaan Rha,
Aati Hai Wo SiRf Khwabon mein mere,
Ek Yhi To Uska Mujh Pe_Ehsaan Rha..

Saza Na Do Hmein Be-kasoor Hain Hm,

Aur Gamon Se Choor Hain Hum,
Kisi Ki Yad Aati Hai To Khamosh Se Rehte Hain,
Aur Logon Ka Kehna Hai K Bade Magroor Hain Hum !

DiL Ki Nagri Hai Udas Tere Bin,

Bujhti Nhin Aankho Ki Pyas Tere Bin,
Zindagi Mein Sailaab Hai..
Krun Kaise Khushiyo Ki Talash Tere Bin

Kis Had Tak Jana Hai Ye Kaun Janta Hai, Kis Manzil Ko Pana Hai Kaun Janta Hai.

Jindgi K ye do Pal Ji bhar Ke Ji Lo. Kis Pal Bichad Jana Hai kaun Janta Hai.

BACHPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA.

BACHPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA.

Khushiyo ka khazana hota tha.Chahat chand ko pane ki,dil titli ka diwana hota tha,
Khabar na thi kuch subah ki, na shaamo ka thikana hota tha.
Thak-haar k aana school se, par khelne bhi jana hota tha,
Dadi ki kahani hoti thi, pariyo ka fasana hota tha,
Barish me kagaz ki kashti thi, Har mausam suhana hota tha,
Har khel me sathi hote the, Har rishta nibhana hota tha,
Papa ki wo daate galti par Mummy ka manana hota tha,
Gam ki juban na hoti thi, na jakhmo ka paimana hota tha,
Rone ki wajah na hoti thi,na hasne ka bahana hota tha,
Ab nhi rhi wo zindgi jaisa BACHPAN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA.

From my Mann

Manzil hai karib par safar bhut hai, Chote se is dil ko aapki fikar bhut hai,
Mushkilo se bhi nikal jate hai hum, Kyunki aapki duaon mein asar bhut hai.

Kyun kisi se itna pyar ho jata hai,

ek din ka intzar bhi duswar ho jata hai.
lagne lagte hain apne bhi paraye, .
aur ek ajnabi par aitbar ho jata hai....i

Hum unse aur wo humse juda ho gye,

Aa gye wo mere janaze pe to sare wade wfa ho gye,
Jhuk kar usne meri kabr se kaha,
"Aap to sach mein humse khafa ho gye"!

Pyaar Karte Hain Karte Rahenge,

DiL BaN Ke DiL Mein Dhadakte Rahenge,
Mar kar Bhi BaNenge Wo Hi Sitare,
Jo Teri Duwa Ke Liye Har Baar Tut Ke Girte Rahenge

Kab niklta hai koi dil me utar jane ke bad

dard kitna hota hai bichad jaane ke baad
jo pass hote hai uski kadar nahi hoti
kami mehsus hoti hai dur jane ke bad

Jo JHOOT bolta ho, WAADE ko poora na karta ho, AMANAT ko WAPAS na karta ho,

to wo MUNAFIQ hai, chahe wo NAMAZ padhe ya ROZA rakhe.

True Meaning of Relation:

Where There are no Compromise in telling the Secret..
and
There is no Secret for which u need to Compromise..

Takabbur(pride) aur Gaflat k nashe mein mast log sharab k nashe mein choor logo'n se bhi zyada der se hosh me aate hain.

ALLAH us jhoot ko pasand karta hai jo SULAH(settlement) krne k liye bola jaye aur us SACH ko Na-pasand krta hai jo FASAD k liye bola jaye

Usne hmse pucha ki teri rza kya hai, kyun krte ho pasand wajah kya hai,

magar koi bataye use ki meri khata kya hai,
jo wajah se kre kisi ko pasand usmein mza kya hai.

Dil K Kehne Par Dil Ki Duniya Chhor Aaye, Sbhi Rishte Nato Se Munh Mod Aaye,

Hmse Na Mango Hisab hamari Wafao Ka, Ek aapki Chahat Mein Na Jane Kitno K Dil Tod Aaye.

Unhe Chahne Ki Khata To Ki Hmne Par Unhe Bhulne Ka Gunah Na Kar Sake,

Unki Judai Mein Tadapte Hain Rat Din Par Unki Yadon Ko Juda Na Kr Sake..

Apna Bhi Dard Mujhko Mere Raazdar De

Kuch Apni Zindagi Pe Mujhe Ikhtiyar De
Aisa Na Ho Ki Kal Tu Mera Saath Chhod De
Jitna Nibha Sake Mujhe Utna Hi Pyaar De.

We often say that...

"Jo chahte hain wo aasani se kyu nhin milta..:-
"
But the fact is that
"Hum chahte hi whi hain jo milna aasan nahi hota

Mam - Bacho agar apna character saaf rkhna hai to hr aurat ko apni MAA samjho

Student- Mam hr aurat ko Maa samjha to hmare BAAP ka charactar kharab ho jayega..!

Uski aarzu mein hmne bahaaro ko dekha, uske khyalo mein hmne sitaro ko dekha,

Hmein pasand tha bas uska sath, warna in Aankho ko to hazaro ne dekha....

Bina Kisi Aas K Dil Lga Baithe

Parchhaiyo K Piche Hosh Gawa Baithe
Diwangi IsSe Badhkr Aur Kya Hogi
Jo Dil K Sath Jaan Bhi Gawa Baithe.

Jine ka matlab maine mohbbat me pa liya,

Jiska bhi gum hua use apna bna liya,
tum rokar bhi gum ko halka na kar ske,
Maine hansi ki aad mein har gum ko chhupa liya..

Nadan the jo tufan ko kinara smjha. Kitne bejan chehre ko sahara samjha. Chaha tha jinko wo log sahil pe the,hmein dubta dekha unhone to khubsurat nazara samjha..

Mere pyar ki wo had puchhte hain,

Dil me kitni jagah hai ye puchhte hain,
Chahte hain hm unhi ko kyun itna,
Iski bhi wo wajah puchhte hain.

Agr Tum Kisi Ko Apne Rab Se Mango aur Wo Tumhe Na Mile To ek Baat Jaan lo Ki Koi aur Tumhe Apne Rab Se Mang Rha Hai aur Uski M0HABBAT Mein Tumhari M0HABBAT Se Zyada SHIDDAT hai.

Bhula Dena jo Rula jaye,  yaad rakhna jo nibha jaye.

Wade aapse karenge sab, par dil ki baat batana usko

jo aapke aansu ko apni aankho se chalka jaye

Hum Roothe hue Dilo ko Manane Me Reh gaye,Gairo ko apna dard sunane me reh gaye, MANZIL Hamare kareeb se Aakar gujar gayi, HUM auro ko RAAH dikhane me reh gaye.

Thaam Lena Hath Jo Kabhi Piche Chhut Jaau-Mna Lena Mujhe jo Kabhi Tumse Ruth Jau,

Main Nasamaj Hi Sahi-Pr Wo Tara Hu Jo Teri Har khushi K Liye Tut Jau...

DIL se agr wo yaad kre to hm pas honge,unko dikhe na, pr ek ehsas honge, shayd wo hmein kal bhool bhi  jaye, Lekin DIL kehta hai wo aaj bhi hum BIN UDAS honge.

Itna kuch khokar bhi hume pana na aaya, pyaar itna kiya par jatana na aaya,wo to aa gaye is dil me,kasur humara hi tha jo hume unke dil me samana na aaya.

Mohabbat ka ajeeb karobar hmne kiya, woh bewafa shi magar pyar hmne kiya, agar woh chod gaye to mat kaho bura unko kasoor unka nhin aitbaar hmne kiya.

Wo ek chehra hm hr kisi me talash krte hain, zinda to hain magar zindgi talash krte hain, koi kyun bhul jate hain hmein apna bna kr, hm khud me wo kami talash krte hain.

Fathr Watchng FTV, Suddenly Son came.

FATHR- Gareeb Ladkiya hai, Kapde Lene k liye b Paise nahi hai.

Son- Isse b Gareeb aaye to mujhe bula lena.

A Lover Says-"Agar Tumhe Kuch Ho Gaya To Main Zinda Nahi Bachunga

bt A Frnd Says:-"Jb Tak Main ZINDA Hu Tmhe Kuch Nahi Hone DuNga

This iS FrNdship.

Hr dard mnzoor h unki khusi ki khatir,Rona bhi kbool h unki hasi ki khatir,Agar kabhi pade unhe umr ki zarurat to,Mrna bhi kbool hai unki zindgi ki khatir.

Kisi ka dard jb had se gujar jata h,,

Samandar ka pani aakho me utar aata h,,

Koi bana leta h "RET"par ghar Or

kisi ka "LAHRO" me sb kuch bikhar jata hai.?

Koi Khushiyo Ki Chah Me Roya, Koi Dukho Ki Panaah Se Roya, Ajib Silsila Hai ye "ISHQ"or"DOSTI" Ka, Koi Wafa K Liye Roya Or Koi Wafa Kar K Roya.

Jhoote hai wo Dost Jo kehte the jaan bhi maango to de denge...Aaj wo apni Girlfriend ko jaan kehte hai...Aur maango to saale inkaar karte hai...

Thokar khakar gungunana hi jindagi hai,gam pikar muskurana hi jindagi hai,ek ladki agr dhoka de to koi gam nahi,sab kuch bhula kar dusri fasana hi jindagi hai.

ek pakiza Mohabbat k Talabgar the Hum,Aazma k dekhte bahot Wafadar the Hum,Humne bhi daaman me Khushiyo ko Sametna chaha,shayad isi Khwahish k Gunehgar the ham.

Usne fir milne ka waada kiya tha,

ek sath jine marne ka irada kia tha,
jo dur ho gayi to koi majburi hi hogi,
vrna pyar to yaron usne bhi had se zyada kiya tha..

Maine sapno ko door hote dekha hai,  jo mila hai use khote dekha h,  Log kahte h phool hanste hai, Maine akele me unhe bhi rote dekha hai.

Kisi ki kbr ko kisi ki chaht ne sja diya, Kisi ki mout ko kisi ne zindgi bna diya,Nahi rahe chahnewale to kya hua,Mohabbat ne kbr ko bi tajmahal bna diya

Dil se roye magar hotho se muskura baithe,yun hi hum kisi se kafa nibha baithe,wo hamein ek lamha na de paaya,jinke liye hum apni zindgi gwaa baithe..

Aamir khan in theory classroom

Teacher: “What Is A Condom?” Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hai

Teacher: “Aap Itna Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho?”
Aamir: “Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se Iccha Thi Ki Main Sex Education College Mein Padhu! Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai”
Teacher: “Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai, Condom Ki Definition Bolo?”
Aamir: “Sir! Condom Is Anything Which Reduces Population”
Teacher: “Will U Plz Elaborate?”
Aamir: “Har Wo Cheez Jo Population Control Kare!” “Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai, Condom Hai Na” “Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak, Condom Hai Sir” “Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire Hue Hai” “8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh Tak, Sab Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai” “1 Second Mein In, 1 Second Mein Out, In-Out, In-Out”
Teacher: “Arre… Defination Kya Hai?”
Aamir: “Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir”
Teacher: “Exam Mein Ye Sab Likhoge?” “Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak! Idiot” “Anybody Else??”
Chattur: “Sir!, Condom Are Between Any Combination Of Body So Connected, That Their Relative Positions May Be Seen In Kamasutra..”
Teacher: “Wah! Kya Baat Hai.“

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