A Girl to Pappu!!
Wo kya hai jo cow k pas 4 aur mere pas do hain.
Pappu: Legs.
Girl: Wo kya hai jo tumhari pant mein hai aur meri pant mein nhin hai?
Pappu : PAISE.
Girl: Wo kya hai jo log din mein lene k bjaye raat mein bistar pe lete hain?
Pappu: Neend.
Girl: Wo kya hai jo ldki pahli bar karwate hue dard ki wajah se roti hai?
Pappu: Kaan mein chhed.
ADVICE: -- Tum bhi apni niyat pappu ki tarah saaf rakho.
